Sardar jokes Part III

All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.

SANTA SING AND STUDENTS

Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires :
Santa Singh : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him - "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA,GADHE KE
PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.

Principal : " Santa singhji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA ,
GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".
Santa Singh : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of assassination.:-

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